MIYAMOTO LURES CHILDREN INTO HIS CLUTCHES...
...with Nintendogs puppies! This is why people say having a dog is a great way to pull girls -- even a bus-faced, rabbit-toothed old Japanese man looks cute when he's holding a puppy:
It's OK, he's been neutered (this happens to all Japanese men by law when they hit 40).
It's OK, he won't bite (but he may try to put Mario in you).
CAN WE HAVE ONE. MUM? PLEASE? PLEASE? OH GO ON. PLEASE. WE WON'T LOCK IT IN THE FREEZER LIKE THE LAST ONE.
WE WANT THIS DOG. THIS ACTUAL DOG. NOT ONE LIKE IT, THIS ACTUAL DOG.
It's OK, he's been neutered (this happens to all Japanese men by law when they hit 40).
It's OK, he won't bite (but he may try to put Mario in you).
CAN WE HAVE ONE. MUM? PLEASE? PLEASE? OH GO ON. PLEASE. WE WON'T LOCK IT IN THE FREEZER LIKE THE LAST ONE.
WE WANT THIS DOG. THIS ACTUAL DOG. NOT ONE LIKE IT, THIS ACTUAL DOG.
Posted by Cmdr_Zorg 9/27/2005 02:20:00 PM
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