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Troll me up motherfucker..
I suppose it's a bit much to expect PS3 advocates to have a sense of humour left after E3.
Megadrive version just had crappy blood, like that's a realistic portrayal of a fight to the death.
Sheesh
amazing huh? No it just shows that not all of the uk is a bunch of illiterate morons that drool over sugar coated graphics like 360 junkies (I have one, shinny xbox graphics and sports with forever rainwashed sweat, i have more fun with my neo geo than it). As for scratonthinice i should slap some sense into your thick lil head, whats wrong with supporting a system? If someone sees somthing they like theyll get it regardless of what brand it is. And so far i like what ive seen from the ps3, mainly from what ive seen on play able demos. And Nemisis2k... google is full of more turds than your toilet after thanksgiving feast. Look it up on something credible.
amazing huh? No it just shows that not all of the uk is a bunch of illiterate morons that drool over sugar coated graphics like 360 junkies (I have one, shinny xbox graphics and sports with forever rainwashed sweat, i have more fun with my neo geo than it). As for scratonthinice i should slap some sense into your thick lil head, whats wrong with supporting a system? If someone sees somthing they like theyll get it regardless of what brand it is. And so far i like what ive seen from the ps3, mainly from what ive seen on play able demos. And Nemisis2k... google is full of more turds than your toilet after thanksgiving feast. Look it up on something credible.
What most people fail to realise is that there are two groups of people involved in the success of a console, the gamers and the developers. Now, there's no doubt that the PS3 will be a success with gamers but I don't know a single developer who enjoys developing for the PS3 because it's so bloody laborious (yes, I am a games developer).
P.S. "Illiterate morons"? Have you READ your posts, recently? (meow) =o)
FUCK OFF
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now when we are cussing the ps3, SUDDENLY we're not allowed to cos the demos are unfinished?
psychospeed. mate, ps3's just doing this year what 360 did last year - showing dodgy in-game stuff - whereas last year it was all target renders (i.e. LIES).
as for supporting a system/company so fervently, there is something TERRIBLY wrong with it.
console manufacturers don't care about their fans, the people bigging up their stuff, they care about mag reviews in T3, and in the case of ninty, getting your grandma to kick your ass in super smash bros.
worst of all, is that this site is driven by sarcasm and satire, and the fact that you're taking it so seriously means you're just not getting it.
better stick to IGN if you're after some good old, offence-free 'news'.
IGN welcomes fan(boy)s with open arms. provided you're in the right section of course...
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go take a dump in that outhouse...oh, that was the letters shed? Oops...
Agreed. Indeed I miss the whole OSSM/EMAP satire thing actually. The difference is no better demonstrated than through the difference between Rich Leadbetter et al and the shitty Dean Mortlock :P
The point was what was promised a year go and what is being currently delivered a year later. As usual the promises are a big bucket of baby bollocks, but that shouldn't stop the fun of poking the liars!
Ooooh... first out of two! Nurse! Defibrilator!
but not, i shouldn't mock, really
ARE YOU SURE THIS IS A TEKKEN GAME?
I don't like it. Change is bad. What next? No barrels in FPS? A puzzle in an adventure game that doesn't require the use of levers or boxes?
I swear, if there are no sweaty rats, I might as well just kill myself now.
So you'll be buying a PS3 on day one then Psychospeed? Proof; if any were needed; that a fool and his money are easily parted.
"it'll look like a third-party Dreamcast game like all the rest of the piss-poor PS3 stuff shown at E3".
You must be joking! Whatever!
"u chauvinest pig this isent the midevial ages u cant punch girls"
Are you kidding me? The 21st century is all about equality. If women want to be treated as equals, then it goes without saying that we're allowed, nay, ENCOURAGED to beat the ever loving snot out of them.
Yay for equality! *kicks the zimmer frame out from under the next elderly granny he sees, gut-punches her, steals her pension money and high-tails it to the nearest department store to preorder a PS3*
Its like walking into a vodafone shop and complaining that they don't sell Orange phones!
"u chauvinest pig this isent the midevial ages u cant make fight game"
It's not the graphics we care about. It's the lies!
Well said sir! Spot On.
" o/\o " or something.
I really have lost my faith in Sony, not only in the video game indsutry, but as well as their whole DRM miss-hap this year in the music industry.
Toodles sony.
This is like the game. They promised a good looking game (like the menu), and they are making the game (cooking the pizza), but it won't look good until its done cooking (the game is finished).
Think logically. They have to finish the game engine, create the levels, adjust the physics, etc. etc. etc.
Besides The graphics don't reflect the PS3 in any way. it is the game company making it, not sony.
The graphics for the wii suck, but everybody doiesn't go into a panic about that, eh?
No they can't. They weren't projected demos, they were professionally produced CGI made for marketing purposes.
http://www.destructoid.com/more-next-gen-lies-virtua-fighter-5
using your example, last year's E3 target renders are like the blowtorched, glazed-to-shit fake pizza mock-ups they show in their menus and on the site.
it's like microwave dinners - the photos look sublime but the actual thing looks a bit crap doesn't it?
what you lot need to understand is that this is just a joke, ok. if we wanna twat about laughing at videos then that's up to us. your moaning about it just makes us laugh even more.
so really i shouldn't be attempting to explain to you. i should just keep quiet so i can laugh some more.
ROFLMAO
First of all, implying that Sony is lying when in fact the footage in question was created by Namco is a blatant lie.
Second, neither Namco nor Sony made any statement about that footage being real time. Sony merely helped in announcing that this game and others shown in that section were in development. Any intelligent person (not you apparently) would have known the video was pre-rendered.
Oh and by the way, Microsoft's E3 press conference had as much pre rendered footage as Sony did last year so if you want to compare something, leave the CG examples alone. It means absolutely nothing.
A better example of how PS3 character's compare to what Sony promised is Fight Night Round 3. The amazing characters shown at e3 are now playable and they look much better than they do on xbox 360. From what I can see Sony made no lies at all because any tech demos they showed turned out true. Although one video that needs to be proven is the unreal tech demo, but I know that will be proven as well when unreal 2007 releases.
How can a company avoid silly remarks such as yours based on false speculation? You only write this for the satisfaction of winning some debate any way you can. If you want to influence everyone as you obviously do, you have to at least appear honest which you certainly don't.
Just remember folks, the Brits are the only ones who understand sarcasm & irony properly
classic
Lol, not the best logic ever..
Using cars as an example, I would imagine most of the UK would like a Ferrari or an Aston Martin. However it's fair to say far more are driving Mondeos, Focuses and Renault Clios because they do the same job for far less.
Cue "But it has BlueRay..." :rolleyes:
I expect some decent second gen games if a company comes along and finally figures out how to develop for it. For now, though, the game library is absolutely dreadful. Ive seen more interesting things come out of my ass...
Psychospeed must have commited suicide by now no ? It would only be right.