VERSUS TV - AN APOLOGY
We'd like to apologise for saying Versus TV is "the best thing on the internet" - it's quite clear to us now that it is actually THE WORST THING ON THE INTERNET EVER. Even including that photo of the man stretching his bottom really wide open.
Worse than that photo of the man stretching his bottom really wide open.
It's also worse than that photo of that Japanese girl poo-ing beans over herself in the bath, even though that was actually quite arousing and we've probably got it saved somewhere.
This sudden change in heart was brought about by them complaining about us in the most amazingly hilarious spoilt-little-princess way imaginable, because they're pretty girls on the internet who always have to have their way and couldn't understand why we weren't licking their shoes like all the clingy losers who populate their 'forum' and comment on their 'blogs'.
So obviously we now have to brutally rip apart everything they ever do as revenge. Welcome to the shithouse, bitches!
So, let's put ourselves through the abject torture that is listening to two full-of-themselves girls having boring opinions about really old games!
Ace! They've just done a review of Resident Evil 4! This is really handy, because it's not like a million people have been saying all over the internet that Resident Evil 4 is really good for the last two years.
Great! And the other one's talking about Halo 1 and Halo 2! This is really useful, as we often find there isn't enough information and opinion about Halo 1 or Halo 2 already in the public domain. It's almost as if the girls think their opinions are somehow important just because they're girls.
"The gameplay seems simple at first. Perhaps it is" is about the brightest observation in this piece, which makes us really glad we held off buying Halo 2 for 18 months until we got the valuable opinion of a girl who works in a shop.
She pronounces arbiter "are-bite-er" which is wrong. Ha ha! The stupid cow!
She bought the Halo 2 comic book! Perhaps she bought it in a branch of GAME. There are lots of branches of GAME around the country, in places as varied as London, Basingstoke, Exeter (x2) and Bristol.
It would be TERRIBLE if someone was to take this innocent image, open it up in Photoshop and crudely superimpose two penises where those action figures are. It would then be the absolute FINAL STRAW if some sick pervert uploaded their foul creation to a free image hosting service, such as Imageshack, and posted the resulting link in the Comments field below this update. That would be horrible and distressing to say the least, especially if it was turned into some sort of sick competition about who could do it 'best', and we implore you all not to take such crude and base actions for it would sully the internet in a terrible manner we would not wish to be associated with.
Worse than that photo of the man stretching his bottom really wide open.
It's also worse than that photo of that Japanese girl poo-ing beans over herself in the bath, even though that was actually quite arousing and we've probably got it saved somewhere.
This sudden change in heart was brought about by them complaining about us in the most amazingly hilarious spoilt-little-princess way imaginable, because they're pretty girls on the internet who always have to have their way and couldn't understand why we weren't licking their shoes like all the clingy losers who populate their 'forum' and comment on their 'blogs'.
So obviously we now have to brutally rip apart everything they ever do as revenge. Welcome to the shithouse, bitches!
So, let's put ourselves through the abject torture that is listening to two full-of-themselves girls having boring opinions about really old games!
Ace! They've just done a review of Resident Evil 4! This is really handy, because it's not like a million people have been saying all over the internet that Resident Evil 4 is really good for the last two years.
Great! And the other one's talking about Halo 1 and Halo 2! This is really useful, as we often find there isn't enough information and opinion about Halo 1 or Halo 2 already in the public domain. It's almost as if the girls think their opinions are somehow important just because they're girls.
"The gameplay seems simple at first. Perhaps it is" is about the brightest observation in this piece, which makes us really glad we held off buying Halo 2 for 18 months until we got the valuable opinion of a girl who works in a shop.
She pronounces arbiter "are-bite-er" which is wrong. Ha ha! The stupid cow!
She bought the Halo 2 comic book! Perhaps she bought it in a branch of GAME. There are lots of branches of GAME around the country, in places as varied as London, Basingstoke, Exeter (x2) and Bristol.
It would be TERRIBLE if someone was to take this innocent image, open it up in Photoshop and crudely superimpose two penises where those action figures are. It would then be the absolute FINAL STRAW if some sick pervert uploaded their foul creation to a free image hosting service, such as Imageshack, and posted the resulting link in the Comments field below this update. That would be horrible and distressing to say the least, especially if it was turned into some sort of sick competition about who could do it 'best', and we implore you all not to take such crude and base actions for it would sully the internet in a terrible manner we would not wish to be associated with.
Labels: MEAT BAGS (WOMEN)
Posted by Cmdr_Zorg 7/25/2006 11:00:00 PM
272 Comments:
Basingstoke FTW! Well, not our GAME.. they suck for not wanting me to work there.
Anyway, sorry to see your heart has been so cruelly broken, Zorg. Perhaps some day you'll find a topless game review show staffed by honeys to mend the wound.
Haha. You are best, Zorg.
Haha, great update. Maybe the delusional bints would like to review something else obscure next, like those rare Zelda games I once heard about it?
Oh Dear Oh dear
She was such an innocent girl.
And with two yummy men too.
:(
http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/8808/ohdearlc3.jpg
By the way Zorg, where is it they had a go at you? Can we see the email?
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I give me 1/10
But Halo girl seems nice. And cute. *SAD SMILEY FACE*
Awwwwww, I <3 you guys xxxxxx sooooooo much :)
Can we make babies? Halo babies?
Gary, get over it man. It's starting to come across a little "special" and just a tiny bit sad.
Still in keeping with your request i thought i'd post an image of Gary instead:
http://img146.imageshack.us/my.php?image=garrybe1.jpg
Are you man enough to face it yourself?
Let's see...
Gary, get over it man. It's starting to come across a little "special" and just a tiny bit sad.
Still in keeping with your request i thought i'd post an image of Gary instead:
http://img146.imageshack.us/my.php?image=garrybe1.jpg
Are you man enough to face it yourself?
Let's see...
OOh Good Idea Siren! I have often dreamt of having a Halo baby...
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx I <3 this website, it's sooooo cute!!
LOL great update.
But why did they complain anyway?
What I'm really confused about is what VersuS actually is? What are they trying to do and why do they think anyone really cares?
If two blokes set up a site like this they would be laughed off the internet.
The only reasons anyone gives them any time is because they want to have sex with them. Anyone with any kind of self respect will just ignore their rubbish, just like they ignored the Frag Dolls beforehand.
Lastly, girls, just so you know, you're making fools of yourselves on the internet. People are going to your site and laughing at you. Genuinely laughing. Not just laughing to try and be mean, you are the next joke of the videogames industry. People are sitting in their offices, showing their work mates and all laughing at your videos. Then some people are emailing the link to their friends so they too can laugh.
Honestly, what are you trying to achieve? Why do you think you're important enough to carry this sort of thing off? You're not famous, you're not celebs and no glory will come of this.
You're just becoming comedy internet hate figures who don't even have the dignity of a financial reward for your troubles.
Stop!
lol that's cute xxxx
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I think he is SOOOOOOO cute!
I'm going to write a poem about him..oh..oh!! and I'm going to write his name on my pencil case, that's like having a boyfriend!!
Noooooo! I think I'm going to cry some girly little tears *chin wobbles* bwaaaaaah, "tfad" doesnt like me :((
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I agree with tfad.
People trying to do thier own thing is wrong.
All women, all people other than Garry "give me a soap box" Cutlack should lock themselves at home and never try and achieve anything whatsoever with their lives.
Running you own website, offering a free advert free community, sharing your opinions about things and getting over 200 forum members in the first week of running - is the sort of thing that terrorists do, and should be stood up to by any red blooded, community loving man.
All women should wear black smocks, speak only when spoken too - and all humour and opinion should be posted on Gary's site - proclaiming things that he would never say to a persons face because he is a spineless media whore, who is still desperate for attention even though he works for a major games magazine.
Not ot mention:http://img146.imageshack.us/my.php?image=garrybe1.jpg
Vixen and Siren if your reading this,
I will lick your boots clean.
I'll do anything for you girls. You name it, I'll do it.
I dream of you both, with a giant strap-on arse fucking me.
Oh please, OH GOD PLEASE!! Let me be your loyal slave.
Well if i'll be the slave of the two girls if you want to be the slave of Gary. Going to the effort of pretending to be me to "stand by your man" is a really sweet gesture.
How resitant is Cmdr Zorg?
Not very...
http://img89.imageshack.us/my.php?image=garycutlackjn1.jpg
Exactly how resistant is Cmd Zorg?
http://img89.imageshack.us/my.php?image=garycutlackjn1.jpg
excellent posts girls!
yes sarcasm, the lowest form of wit
Hmmm... talk about immature. On both sides.
Plain and simple, theses girls are bland at what they do (which is reviewing games, I think).
"yes sarcasm, the lowest form of wit"
Haha, I love it!! Bless you x
The girls should give up reviewing games, and start reviewing cooking books and recipies.
They could have a special Recipie of the week episode once a week.
Man. You can really smell the sexual tension in here. Why don't you two just fuck and never talk to each other again like normal people do?
I agree with Bluetooth.
Reasons this show is still being watched:
- Girls have vaginas.
- Girls have boobs.
The end.
what's funny is you lot are trying to rip those lovely girls apart here in the comments bit, and they're replying with things like "that's so cute!".
there is NO response on earth that can counter THAT. NONE WHATSOEVER.
it's even worse than 'i know you are but what am i?', and we've almost all been caught in that loop at some point in our lives.
and halo babies! omg they've got you eating out of their hands!
FIGHT THE POWER!*
* i'd like to point out i have no problem with VS whatsoever. anyone who cusses UKR back is a friend
i want to know, zorg, what brought about this U-turn?
and Versus girls: more low cut tops please.
garycutlacksucksc0cks said...
"I dream of you both, with a giant strap-on arse fucking me."
A giant strap-on arse? :O
Can you bints review Tetris before we all buy it not knowing what it's like?
See I was thinking of something like a proper efeminate comeback, like "Fine". Of course, this is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up................ Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.
Guys im sorry that my home town, the Roman one in Devon, with the River going thru it, and the 2x Game shops, one of which is in Debenhams, has spawned this embarrasing excuse for a 'program'
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Hey girls, why not make these guys feel "all silly" by reviewing a new game. The game review could be an import title that no one has even heard about over here yet.
Brill!111111 Best comemt posts eva!!!!111
Holy shit, am I the only arrogant fuck out there that reads this bullshit and thinks: I'm the only one that 'gets' UK:R in the entire fucking world?
As for the Zorg 'porn'- you're all a bunch of racist dirge swallowers. Zorg came to Earth on a mission of MERCY, to SAVE YOUR SORRY ASS from its own all-engulfing shit-stream. So what if I went round to his house and we had gay sex with our penises and anal crevices? So what if you took a photo? Zorg's penis transcends your retro-prejudice. It is beyond the frankly linear polar sexualisation of heterosexuality proliferated by all y'all motherfuckers who don't think visitors from other places are allowed to share their culture with us on our fine, English soil.
Today, I am going to masturbate extra hard over my collection of Zorg pics and try to get every drop of semen to land on my laptop and make all the keys stick together so that next time I have to come down here and bust some flange, my rage and and the combined power of my omnipotent sex engines will shine through the text in the form of bad spelling.
I thought Zorg had reacehed a new low with that amazingly crap sepia video from the last blog. Now back to this?
There are plently of girl run sites out thier Zorg, I suppose you can't touch the fragdolls as that would probably screw you over professionaly when Ubisoft complain. Still, I'm bored with this. Make me laugh clown boy.
so let me get this straight - you're taking the p*ss out of GIRLS....
WOW, you must be so tough and hard, i certainly won't mess with you.
but could you answer me this? if you want to read a game review why go to their site in the first place? .....why not read one of the other thousand reviews you say are available all over the internet? if the review is THAT important to you then why not read it from a site DEDICATED to reviewing games.......??
it seems that you are trying to humiliate these girls for their reviews and their attitude, but in reality their website doesn't even pretend to be a serious attempt at either of those things.
you are a complete fool, and you sound like a bitter spotty 13 year old kid.
grow up and get a life.
I agree with JT.
CUUUUUUUUTEIES!!!
<3 <3 <3
xxcxxxxxxxxx
I don't have a clue what's going on in here but I know that you're all retards.
As for that lad saying them spotty wenches responding to everything with "fine". You're right, there is no comeback, there's no need for a comeback when someone is doing a fine job of making themselves look like a mong.
I found their forum guys.
http://www.b2g3.com/boards/board.cgi?&user=ukresistance
You know what to do......
I found their forum guys.
http://www.b2g3.com/boards/board.cgi?&user=ukresistance
You know what to do......
well said JT, except for the bit about wanking over zorg pics, I'd still prefer to wank over siren & vixen.
And as for garycutlacketc, do we now know who the mastermind behind us resistance is?
anyway zorg, do not worry, having someone who hates you is proof that you have made it.
... it's so hard life being universally loved :( ....
Oh wait, are all those greasy cunts that are moaning fans of them birds? Or am I seriously missing something here?
Either way I'm right.
Well done WTF2006x, you're such a hero sticking up for those two off the Internet so valiantly. I'm sure they love you and want to have sex with you now.
Cock.
"If two blokes set up a site like this they would be laughed off the internet."
Well yeah, girls do girly things. They're funny like that. That's why we like them.
FFS TFAD, that post of yours was unbelievably nasty.
Can't a couple of girls just show off and have a laugh without cunts like you sticking your pompous oar in.
I like the way the girls keep posting "awww how cute" to try and give the impression that this isn't upsetting them.
It also shows that you have nothing sensible to say in your defense.
The fact is, girls, you brought this on yourself by CCing Cutlack's boss into your stroppy email.
Silly girls.
But SOOOOOO CUUUUTTTTEEE... ;-)
Right, firstly, ladies - the videos are shit. Lets nip that in the bud now, because i honestly find it hard to believe that anyone who cares enough about the Games Industry to stumble across a SEGA fansite like UK:Resistance would honestly believe those video reviews are good. There not.
Now, for the people posting on here being protective over the VS girls, unless you're sleeping with them, i really would stop your pathetic attempts at playing the 'masculine hero' on a message board. I know it's a pisser that videos on 'The Hun' are only 30 seconds long but fella's, that IS the closest thing to intercourse your gonna get. The VS girls are pretty HOT (see previous uk:resistance posts) and are defintely not gonna fuck you. When other people read posts the girls and the 'Masculine Hero's' (or CUNTS for short) write, we do one of those horrible 'cringing' faces, sucking air through are teeth, because it's difficult to read some of the sad, weak-will, school boy "please VS girls, send me an email after i protect you!" cretinous ramblings you create.
Don't you realise that trying to retain your Manly-ness by protecting 'rubbish' girls on a SEGA fansite instantly makes your original intention moot!
It's Alainis Morrisette-esque Irony ... It's a rich Lily Allen singing about working class culture, and her CUNTING Dad doing a programme about Chavs ... Cunts. (although they are both Fulham supporters COME ON YOU WHITES!)
Anyway, in conclusion the VS girls are bollocks. And it sounds as if they live in Exeter. Which is also shit. And if you go and visit the original UK Resistance post about VS girls, you'll find that it was written in a funny satirical way, that was flattering the girls and should've been taken with a pinch of salt.
Girls - it sounds as if you've brought this animosity upon yourselves.
13yr old brats, crying and moaning, trying to have a period.
Good Day.
"Can't a couple of girls just show off and have a laugh without cunts like you sticking your pompous oar in"
No!
That's the beauty of the internet.
Hey Kempo..... you are the smart one aren't you?
yes..... i'm SURE they want to have sex with me now - even though i'm a girl!! you moron....
trust me - no-one will ever want to have sex with you.....
Small Cock.
That last youth said it, really. He wins this one.
Those who don't understand UK:R do not deserve it. Keep up the good work Gary. And I don't think you suck cocks, anyway.
I think you suck cocks, that's why I love you. Suck mine. Please.
I wonder if this will appear in MCV?
I hereby invoke Godwin's Variation.
You all lose.
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who cares who is sucking whos cock. this is the best post and comment session ever! even better than the one about cream the rabbit. can someone please wrangle sonic into this conversation because then this is the ultimate ever uk:r post in the entire history of mankind.
now fuck off.
You guys just dont get it do you? and your only comeback when somebody does speak up for Vs is "oh now they will want to fuck you blah blah fucking blah" UKR is like sega....FUCKING DATED, just grow up and if you really want to show you have a set, then have a proper pop at the frag dolls, oh but you cant because zorg has NO BALLS and would upset ubisoft, your only having a go at Vs because they are not linked to any games company, pussy, And now i know zorg aka gary cock up my ass works for oxm mag i can now see why its so SHIT, stop ya boo hooing you bunch of lame cunts, and for the record i dont want to fuck any of the Vs girls and if it wasnt for your pathetic attempt at making Vs a laughing stock i never would have heard of you cocks ;)
just let them have their fun, this has gone about as far as it can now without us all just calling eachother names like kids in a playground. ( sigh )
hey VS chicks, could you post some nice pix of you plz? thx!
...yeah and be a dear and make us a cuppa afterwards, Ta!
"Can't a couple of girls just show off and have a laugh without cunts like you sticking your pompous oar in"
"No!
That's the beauty of the internet."
lol, Fair enough.
UKRetard. Judging by your sigh at the end of every sentence on the Vs forums and your use of it here, I deduce that you're the cunt with the shit avatar that everyone hates over there.
Yes please start on me now so i can go off crying ;) as if, and if you'r going to call me a cunt and say i'm off the Vs forum why cant you tell me my name ?
Your no sherlock holmes, your quincy at best.
Yeah, not a lof of people really "get" UKR. The posts here are actually so good, they ought to be called "issues" instead. And kill the comment feature, surely not many people can take this dose of devilish cynicism, irony and satirical humor!
HAHA that was proper quality
forwarding mails to someone's boss at work is just too low. yeah maybe at school you'd forward it to the teacher (not in my day mind because we didn't have email - i'm just trying to illustrate the maturity levels here), but then you'd get the shit kicked out of you on the playground.
there's arsing around and then there's being a twat.
http://img131.imageshack.us/img131/5964/sonicsealofapprovallj6.png
Lets have some more support in their forum.
http://www.b2g3.com/boards/board.cgi?&user=ukresistance
These silly little boys need a VersuS TV lesson! :)
sooooooo cuuuuute
The one that's posh- Would
The one that looks like someone's mum or kind of older sister who you used to think was fit before you started to meet girls that weren't related to you, or your friends siblings or parents- Wouldn't
Jesus wept. Funny how two average looking girls playing with boys toys can make blokes go all funny. Silly, silly boys. You never learn do you. It's 6th form all over again. And "girls", saying "oooh, that's sooo cute" and not really doing much else besides look tarty in a low cut black number - not really doing yourselves any favours there are you? Back to the kitchen with you!
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"forwarding mails to someone's boss at work is just too low. yeah maybe at school you'd forward it to the teacher (not in my day mind because we didn't have email - i'm just trying to illustrate the maturity levels here), but then you'd get the shit kicked out of you on the playground.
there's arsing around and then there's being a twat."
I think it's perfectly acceptable seeing as the childish tone was't set by them but by this site itself.
also...
why are people posting pretending to be the VersuS girls?
It's clearly not them as thier names don't link to thier blogs.
I think it's best if everybody drops it, moves on and does something a little more useful with thier time.
The internet is a big place i think there is space for more than one website. If you are going to have a go at every website on the internet you don't like, you are going to have a very dull and busy life.
I like the VersuS site and will stand by them, I also think UK:R has it's moments of comedy too (though i don't think it's a matter of "getting it" it's just ambigous in it's point so that people can make up thier own explanations and feel like they "got it" and are part of a gang)
Good luck to UK:R and VersuS.
Everyone else, if you don't it don't go there, if you do then do. Seems both sites are popular so i think that makes it clear enough.
Can we get over it now?
"forwarding mails to someone's boss at work" is the point. The thread went down the "battle of the sexes" hill, which is bad because it's hard to say anything new about that. Flame suddently occurs.
The thing I love most of the "misogyny" of UK:R is that it's truly a satire of male weaknessess. It's poetry at its best. Little, hopeless men ruin their lives getting frustrated by women and by the lack of blue skies. Boys hug girls to feel the same smell of their mothers. Boys wank solitarily. What a exquisite, nihilistic punk attitude.
That said, it's a difficult kind of poetry, thought for a selected audience. If you're not a loyal follower of UK:R, it's hard to get it. And if you dive into this thread without knowing what UK:R's vision of the world is all about, and without documenting yourself about it, well, you're wasting your time. Zorg wins without battling, thanks to you. Even more when his delightful childish soul gets bitter.
The OXM Italy staff is with you, Zorg. Be fearless. See you in Dundee, hopefully.
"Boys wank solitarily. What a exquisite, nihilistic punk attitude."
Hey! Girls play games therefore they
masturbate solitarily too
"Hey Kempo..... you are the smart one aren't you?
yes..... i'm SURE they want to have sex with me now - even though i'm a girl!! you moron...."
They might be lezzers, I can't see any other reason people why watch their videos. Tucking your bits inbetween your legs and wearing your mum's bra doesn't make a you a girl, by the way.
Ukr-etard,
There's so many reasons why what you've written makes no-sense. But, today we'll start with the MAIN one.
As i said in an earlier post, Gary has'nt insulted those /oh so delicate/ Versus Girls.
If you look back over the last 2 posts, it was satirical humour about how much Gary is infactuated with these cute girls reviewing games - as has always been the way on UKR.
Unfortunately, people in the comments field mentioned things about where they might live etc.. The Versus Girls got upset. Complained. And the post was removed and Gary asked users to not comment about their personal details. End of..
Now, it seems that the attention seeking bitches steeped to a low and got Garys boss involved, so who is REALLY taking the piss here?
UK Resistance and Gary, have worked in the industry many years - and neither are going anywhere.
The fact that Versus Girls have decided to pick a fight with a heavily used and appreciated website, is a bit of a lose lose situation for the minx's.
You see, whatever your 'ethic' is towards this saga, the unfortunate fact remains - the Versus Girls lack any real talent at the moment.
With that in mind, im really not sure what your comments are going to achieve! Why don't you and the Ladies do some actual work, build up the credibility of the Versus site and then maybe in 6 months time can look back and say "HA! Fuck you Gary! Look at us now!!"
But untill that time, you have work to do! Regardless of what you may think, Uk Resistance is a respected and highly regarded website.
I also note that The Triforce seemed to go the same route as Gary on the Versus girls videos - But Hey! what do those guys know!!??
Good Luck!
It occurs to me that this couple of stuck up cum dumpsters have made their little You Tube show in the hope that some foolish TV exec or similar media outlet will scoop them up as the saviours of videogames TV.
Lets examine the evidence, both of these fuck towels have tried at every opportunity to get as much attention from the media as they can, entering Joystick junkies “Make Me a Model” compo’s joining the Frag Dolls, that sort of tired shit. Well girls judging by your efforts on You Tube forget it, here’s some advice if you really want to make it in the media nosh off a powerful executive, in the long run it will be less embarrassing than posting up your piss poor effort at presenting.
It occurs to me that this couple of stuck up cum dumpsters have made their little You Tube show in the hope that some foolish TV exec or similar media outlet will scoop them up as the saviours of videogames TV.
Lets examine the evidence, both of these fuck towels have tried at every opportunity to get as much attention from the media as they can, entering Joystick junkies “Make Me a Model” compo’s joining the Frag Dolls, that sort of tired shit. Well girls judging by your efforts on You Tube forget it, here’s some advice if you really want to make it in the media nosh off a powerful executive, in the long run it will be less embarrassing than posting up your piss poor effort at presenting.
I don't think the girs decided to pick a fight with anyone.
They have all but ignored the site.
They asked for the addresses to be removed which i think we can all agree is perfectly reasonable and this was ignored, they requested again and were then made fun of in email. If you ask someone to be reasonable and they ignore you your only action is to try and force their hand by going to their boss.
It makes sense and is fair enough.
If Zorg had been a little less childish in his interactions then it would have never happened.
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I love the fact that HairCut 1001 has manipulated his poor understanding of the facts to fit a picture of reality that is entirely fictional.
Siren WAS a Fragdoll
and Vixen DID enter that competition. They are the facts.
The thing you so interesting forget to mention is that Siren left the fragdolls becaus she no longer wanted to be a puppet of the big ubisoft cooperation - so essentially gave up her paid job that included fame to follow an independent unpaid path.
Vixen entered that competition and WALKED OUT OF IT once she realised that it was a complete farce and that gaming skill and knowledge had nothing to do with the Job.
So here we have two girls who are unpaid and both had the opportunity to be in paid, high profile media gaming jobs but decided NOT TO because they wanted NOT to be walking adverts and instead actually play and comment on the games they like.
They have invested time and money into thier own site, which is still early days... and have done so from thier own interests and nothing else.
What they put on thier own site is thier own choice, if you don't like it fair enough, that's your personal taste, but check your facts before jumping to conclusions.
If they were so fame hungry why not just stick with the paid jobs that guarantee media attention rather than risk loosing it all to go it alone?
If you want to have a go at women in the industry have a go at those who will do and say anything for a wage - not those that make a point of doing things of thier own back.
"she no longer wanted to be a puppet of the big ubisoft cooperation - so essentially gave up her paid job that included fame"
Yeah she was a right celeb, you could hear the Beckhams shitting themselves.
123123 - Yes that would be childish if the address wasn't removed. But it was.
I think they probaly just feel like a bit of a cunt for dropping so low. But, this isn't going to be something they'll admit.
Look, as i said before, why dont the Versus Girls just carry on with their mission to get on the TV or whatever it is their trying to do.
By posting insults on this site to try and protect the Girls, your losing their potential audience!
When i first saw them (on here!) i never really had a problem with them, Girls + Games = Great!
But after seeing all this pathetic commotion they cause i can't imagine i'd dedicate time for anything they do.
So there you go, because of them and their *fans?!* They've lost some audience.
Girls, maybe there be a Joystick Junkies Comp 2 or i hear the promo industry pays well?
Again, Good Luck xxx
god i mother fucking love this site
I love UK:R! Such a satisfying update.
Oh, the tragedy that is people who think that the fragdolls are famous. They must feel like real and actual celebrities when they get an inbox full of messages from some boys who would like to speak a girl with a made up name.
It's a shame no one would like to intelligently debate a case for versus existing, when you take away all of the 'cute' and personal attacks there is nothing really there.
The thing is, they're only getting away with doing thier pointless website/TV thing because they are girls.
Using ones sexuality to gain slight fame within this industry is doing nothing but setting it back ten years.
Ok then on a very simple level, what is the point of their show? I've watched it and I remain confused. Do they provide reviews of the latest games?-not as far as I can see, do they provide a biting commentary on the state of the games industry?-fuck no, do they provide any insight at all into the titles or subjects they’re crapping on about?
Girls who dig games-fine, Ill conceived internet games show presented by blokes or women fuck off, if you make this kind of rubbish be prepared to take flak for it.
So many Comments! I have never seen such passion for how much we all hate (bad) internet TV.
So many Comments! I have never seen such passion for how much we all hate (bad) internet TV.
And this is the point, they're not actually trying to do anything beside surf along on the admiration received from desperate gamers who want to be their special friends.
It wouldn't be so bad if VersuS had a point and a structure and actually provided something of any use. But they're just not trying. They don't feel they need to. They feel that just videoing themselves talking about old games is enough of a service to justify their website's existence.
Seriously, girls, no paying TV company is going to pay you to do the shit you're doing now.
"It's a shame no one would like to intelligently debate a case for versus existing, when you take away all of the 'cute' and personal attacks there is nothing really there."
Ok from the website itself: "Our aim is to create a strong, friendly community"
Seems fair enough to me. Sure there are other communitys around but there is always room for more.
Obvioulsy things like the fragdolls have an allure otherwise Ubisoft and Joystick junkies wouldnt be setting them up and they wouldnt be popular. Isn't it better to have something like this only without the
commercial agenda?
From what i gather the Video Blogs on the site are the girls doing what they have always done on thier personal blogs, only bringing them to thier own space. The fact that they are trying to create a place where people can share thier own blogs etc. in an environment not full of your standard "bring everyone down" and "noob" screaming morons is quite nice.
I fail to see the issue with two girls setting up a site to do what they like doing?
Why does everything always have to be part of a "sinister larger plan" can't people just get on with thier lives and have a bit of fun in the community?
People are always so quick to defend Gary and his site, well don't be suprised when other people defend thier site too. Why should one person be allowed the right to express his views publicly and another not? Is it gender? Is it fear of competition? is it the English need to always see the negative side of life?
From what i can see it is a popular personal site run by two girls. Why does it need any more explanation that they both decided to do it and did?
Holy crap... The post was hardly /that/ insulting to the VS girls... Sure Zorg said "it's quite clear to us now that it is actually THE WORST THING ON THE INTERNET EVER" but two paragraphs later he also said "It's also worse than that photo of that Japanese girl poo-ing beans over herself in the bath, even though that was actually quite arousing and we've probably got it saved somewhere." So really how serious do you think the comments are?
As far as I'm concerned there needs to be apologies from both sides, but /then/ the VS Girls should thank Zorg for the free advertising of VersuS, which I never would have heard of if it weren't for UK:R and I bet a lot of other people here can say the same.
Or, fans from both sites could organise a massive tournament on, I dunno, Micro Machines V3 or that godawful Sonic fighting game or something, and then the winners can be winners and the losers losers and then everyone will actually have something to compare/contrast or attack/defend.
Venue Ideas NEC, Dockland's Arena, Wimbledon, Wembley?
I agree with Cunzy 11.
We would happily do that.
In fact lets just do it!
Rather than bicker about what the point is,
lets just make something good come out of it and
create a point.
Also we'd love to do a VersuS video blog
with Gary/Zorg... So come on Gary you up for it?
We are and will happily work with Gary to organise something.
Be nice to see how things pan out in the flesh too
:-)
Deej said...
I hereby invoke Godwin's Variation.
too late mate, it's right up there on the header, if you dont believe me, read the t-shirts item comments
come on a little research, please
is all human repoduction this complicated?
Also!!
I want to add...
Myself and Siren have been fans of this site for a while, we laughed at the posts about our site and that was also reflected in our repsonse on our forums.
WE COMPLAINED because we saw an address handed out on here..wouldnt you? if you dont have a problem..prove it by putting your own address on here, or your girlfreinds/boyfriends/parents home addresses..you get the point?
I will continue to browse this site, I have never had a personal problem with any of it. Those of you with one ounce of humanity ought to understand why the complaint was sent..
Your call..
Lets face it 99% of you wouldnt say any of this crap if you met these women in "real life"
Most of you would be shy and go bright red if you had to talk to them.
Anyway, I say c