Yes, Sega may well be going to shit these days, but let’s forget all about that for a moment and be comforted in the knowledge that Nintendo is equally powerless to stop ‘enthusiasts’ from making unlicensed toys. I give you – mutant strongman Mario:
And fish-lipped zombie Toad:
And post-op transsexual Princess Peach:
And a nice group shot:
Found while actively looking for shitty knock-off Nintendo merchandise to mock.
In other Nintendo news (since they must be the NEW ENEMY now that Sony are on life support with the PS3), Nintendo have decided on a cunning plan to halt the massive slide in hardware sales. They are going to re-release the console in black! Genius – that will sove everything!
Are Nintendo taking inspiration from Sony now?