Captain Jax: Can I have one?
Commander Zorg: No!
Captain Jax: Aw, go on. They're really sweet.
Commander Zorg: No! They're not sweet. They need too much attention.
Captain Jax: Only a bit of stroking!
Commander Zorg: No!
Captain Jax: Go on! You can play with it too!
Commander Zorg: No!
Captain Jax: What about this one?

Supergirl

Captain Jax: Look at its lovely eyes and glossy coat!
Commander Zorg: ...
Captain Jax: Imagine stroking its tummy!
Commander Zorg: ...
Captain Jax: Imagine taking it for walks!
Commander Zorg: ...
Captain Jax: Imagine twisting its little arms up behind its back until it starts crying and eventually blacks out from the pain, letting you do anything to it without anyone ever knowing!
Commander Zorg: *sigh* Go on then.
Captain Jax: Yes!
Commander Zorg: Does it have a name?
Captain Jax: Well, I was going to call it FUCKBITCH. It can live in the cupboard where the buckets are.

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