It has come to our attention that some of our readers have been concerned for the whereabouts of UK:R operative Jon M. All sorts of rumours abounded that Jon had been captured by a gang of fanatical retro gamers. Held against his will, he was made to type in code listings from eighties computer magazines on a rubber spectrum keyboard before being strapped to a chair and made to visit every planet in the Elite universe -- twice! Other reports had him being kidnapped by Sony-funded Yakuza and brainwashed in an attempt to lure him to the 'Other Side'. Another said he had committed suicide in a bizarre Hari Kari ritual. Unable to cope with the demise of the Sega hardware division he threw his Dreamcast from a second floor window and stabbed himself with a shard of plastic from it's smashed casing. Some say he never existed in the first place and was just an excuse to use for the non-funny bits. Whatever, Jon has returned which can mean only one thing. An extra 2.4378 updates per year! |
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image of fashionable Microsoft-endorsed game players
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Sad
Gaming Truths That You'd Better Learn To Live With |
Annoying
things about videogames #2513 |
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Develeoper
Desperation Device
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Where's
your Dreamcast now?
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Sega
folding bike -- exclusive review |
3DO Assets auction Lot 35a: 1 office desk. Lot 35b: 1 brass name plaque "TRIP" Lot 35c: 1 book "You Can Hype Anything: Creative Tactics and Advice for Anyone with a Product or Business to Promote" by Raleigh Pinskey Lot 35d: 1 book "Brand Failures: The Truth About the 100 Biggest Branding Mistakes of All Time " by Matt Haig Lot 35e: 10000 large boxes of Army Men videogames (shrinkwrapped) |
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Annoying
things about the internet #18631 |
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_ _ _ _ Sleb spot. Phil Snape, Tools and effects coder Bizarre Creations spotted buying packet of Fruit Pastilles in a newsagent. Mick Hocking, programmer Evolution Studios seen filling his car with petrol and then buying a Cornish pasty. Well, seeing at it contained PEAS, it was more of a meat pie than a Cornish pasty. Cornish pasties don't have peas in. Or carrots. |
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Something
more shit than retro games: |
Something
even more shit than retro games and mobile phone games put together |
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Employee
of the Week |
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