Dave and Marureen's Double Entendre Masterclass!

Week two: Shooting my creamy load

Dave: I say, Maureen, I had a lovely day at the fun fair today!
Maureen: Yes, I enjoyed our day out a great deal...
Dave: I'm glad to hear that. I particularly enjoyed the toy rifle range we played on, where I won the hamper full of cream cakes on my first go!
Maureen: Yes, but it was a shame that on your second go you accidentally fired a shot into said hamper of cakes, thereby forcing the dairy products therein to explode and cover my upper-torso.
Dave: Yes, I'm sorry that I shot my creamy load over your face.
Maureen: Oo-er!
Dave: Oo-er!

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