Captain Jax: Was there a huge famine on Earth in the late twentieth century?
Commander Zorg: No.
Captain Jax: Did some kind of terrible disease ravage the population?
Commander Zorg: No.
Captain Jax: Did zombies really exist?
Commander Zorg: No.
Captain Jax: Can giraffes mate with humans?
Commander Zorg: No.
Captain Jax: Can disgusting, skinny little worm-things mate with humans?
Commander Zorg: No.
Captain Jax: Did genetic experiments get out of hand and lead to a series of freakishly deformed women being born?
Commander Zorg: No.
Captain Jax: Is this a picture of a human woman then?

Captain Zorg: That reminds me. I must buy some more pipe cleaners.
Commander Jax: That reminds me. I must buy some more fibre-optic cables.
Captain Zorg: That reminds me. I must buy some more sub-atomic particles.
Commander Jax: That reminds me. I must buy some more... er...er... some...
Commander Zorg: ...
Captain Jax: ...
Commander Zorg: Suddenly I want a burger and some chips.
Captain Jax: I feel sick.

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