Captain Jax: What's your favourite sexual position?
Commander Zorg: Um... probably the good old "69"
Captain Jax: Hmm, nice choice!
Commander Zorg: Thanks.
Captain Jax: ...
Commander Zorg: ...
Captain Jax: ...
Commander Zorg: *Sigh* What's yours?
Captain Jax: I always do the "110"
Commander Zorg: What's that?
Captain Jax: Two wanks and a pizza afterwards.



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