Captain Jax: My girlfriend has fantasies about firemen.
Commander Zorg: ...
Captain Jax: Last night I dressed up like a fireman for her.
Commander Zorg: ...
Captain Jax: Then I cut her out of some wreckage.
Commander Zorg: ...
Captain Jax: Her left leg was a mess, I couldn't save it. I had to amputate at the scene.

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