Captain Jax: Is this all there is to life?
Commander Zorg: No.
Captain Jax: What else is there then?
Commander Zorg: There's television.
Captain Jax: I meant apart from television.
Commander Zorg: ...
Captain Jax: ...
Commander Zorg: ...
Captain Jax: Chuck us the remote then.

Stop toying with our emotions

Last week's star

HOME!