Captain Jax: That girl I met on the internet sent me a photo!!!!
Commander Zorg: ...
Captain Jax: Wanna see it?? She's gorgeous!!!
Commander Zorg: ...
Captain Jax: Here! Look!

Xenia Seeberg, before you ask

Captain Jax: She said she just took it with her webcam!!
Commander Zorg: Do you want to swap your house for some magic beans?
Captain Jax: Cool! Yeah!

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