The shapes are sinking concrete-encased bodies of people you've just GANG-BANGED in an urban DRIVE-BY and are now dumping in the sea after having just raped them and stolen their money!

NEW IDEAS FOR SPACE INVADERS
You are Steven J. Invader, a space-cop in the year 22... oh Jesus. Has it really come to this? We're even boring ourselves now.

Posted by Cmdr_Zorg 4/07/2005 11:20:00 AM

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WE MADE MERCHANDISE
UKR t-shirts are cheap on more than one level:

RECENTLY...
As well as SELLING OUT we've done this:

THE ANIMAL CROSSING MEMORIAL UPDATE
We lost the DS and game. This is all that remains of Big City :(

Animal Crossing WW: Game of 2006

MORE HIGHLIGHTS
Because we're that good and incredibly prolific.

Photos of SEGA things in Japan

Amazing Sonic desktop images

PSP Lie blog goes wrong

Afterburner Climax movies and review

Wii - is for women

Wii - is for women X2

A SEGA doormat in Japan!

2006 video game BAFTAs

'Virtually Addicted' TV games-are-evil report

68 photos of booth babes from TGS

Sonic on Coronation Street

Sonic fruit machine

THE LAST YEAR OR SO
Stuff doesn't disappear when it scrolls off the bottom. It gets saved here in monthly chunks:

[March 2004]
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[August 2004]
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[January 2005]
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[June 2007]
[July 2007]
[August 2007]
[September 2007]
[October 2007]
[November 2007]
[December 2007]
[January 2008]
[February 2008]
[March 2008]
[April 2008]
[May 2008]
[June 2008]

VERY OLD THINGS
Most of it's quite rubbish in hindsight:

[1996-2001]
[2002-2004]

SITES WE DO/DID
[Nintendogging]
[Idiot Toys]
[My Animal Crossing]

SITES WE LIKE
[Spong]
[Eurogamer]
[Kikizo]
[Kotaku]
[Idle Thumbs]
[Insert Credit]
[Wonderland]
[Bizarre Creations]
[Play.d]
[Mr Biffo]

SITES THAT PROBABLY CONSIDER THEMSELVES 'COMPETITION' OF SOME SORT
[Rubbish Pixels]
[PEOWW]

NEW SITES WE LIKE
[One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate]
[Gibbage]
[Affectionate Diary]

THE TRIFORCE
[The Triforce]

KEITH, ALEKS AND GREG
[Guardian Games Blog]

RICHARD NOW LIKES MUSIC MORE THAN GAMES :(
[Rock Hack]

ALAN *REALLY LIKES* CARS
[Veni Vidi Vici]

GRAEME'S SOLO PROJECT
[AceyBongos]

SITES WE HATE *SO MUCH* THEY DON'T EVEN DESERVE THE DIGNITY OF A FUNCTIONING LINK
[Penny Arcade]
[Game Girl Advance]
[Total Video Games]
[Gillen]
[B3TA]
[NTSC-UK]

SITES THAT ASKED NICELY FOR A LINK
[Skullkids]
[Be "Teh" Hero]
[GHZ]
[SEGA Memories]
[Bruce on Games]
[Virtual Console Archive]
[I told you I wasn't dead]
[Sigmatronics]
[Games Asylum]
[Fuck Right Off]
[Retro Thinking]
[Britxbox]
[SEGA Nerds]
[Wii-UK]
[Angry Gamer]
[Dark Revolutions]
[Lemmy + Binky]
[Genki Video Games]
[Open Senses]
[Console Mad]
[Persian Gamers]
[CVG Archive]
[Disposable Media]
[NOOOZ]
[Mean Machines Archive]

NON-GAMING SITES WE READ BECAUSE WE'RE SO ACHINGLY *LIFESTYLE* AND IN TOUCH WITH YOUTH CULTURE
[Photoshop Disasters]
[Aerial Telly]
[Uncle Jen]
[Snackspot]
[Usemycomp.]
[Cybercandy]
[Popjustice]
[Goldenfiddle]
[Rich Herring]

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And here's how to email us and a couple of other important things:
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You don't have to actually read the site to read the site:
[Live Journal]
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A 'MYSPACE' WHICH SEEMS TO HAVE BEEN HACKED
Just to fit in:
[UKR MySpace]

SHINY MEDIA:
UKR has joined the Shiny Media blog-o-world. Play nicely with the following Shiny blogs:

FOR BOYS:
Stuff about games, phones and big TVs. [Xboxer]
[WiiWii]
[PSPSPS]
[Tech Digest]
[Tech Reviews]
[Techscape]
[Games Digest]
[HDTV UK]
[iPhonic]
[Mobile Digest]
[Shiny Shiny]

FOR MEN:
Stuff about primal blood sports. [Nollie]
[Scrumbag]
[The Googly]
[Who ate all the Pies]

FOR GIRLS:
Stuff about bags and shoes and pink things. [Bridalwave]
[Catwalk Queen]
[Kiss and Makeup]
[Nollie]
[Shoewawa]
[The Bag Lady]
[Trashionista]

FOR PEOPLE WITH 'LIFESTYLES':
Stuff about TV and music and Paris Hilton. [Available for Panto]
[Bayraider]
[Brandish]
[Corrie Blog]
[Crafty Crafty]
[Dollymix]
[Hecklerspray]
[Hippyshopper]
[Kerching]
[Lost Weekend]
[My Chemical Toilet]
[Popjunkie]
[Star Trip]
[TV Scoop]

THAT'S IT
Now try completing it all again, this time on Normal.