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A bunch of Las Vegas hookers ranging from $100 to $250 an hour for a full service (A-levels, CIM, French, oral W/O) have applied to be the living embodiment of Everquest II box-art-girl Antonia Bayle.

And they've all got HUGE MONSTER TITS! If this is what they mean by "getting more women into games", we're ALL FOR IT!



This is probably the only time it's ever been cool to work for IGN. Look, some quite pretty girls have been told that THEIR ONLY JOB FOR TODAY is to smile at you. Your self-esteem would rocket up from minus ten to minus five, or perhaps even zero (until you get home and accidentally look in a mirror).




Imagine if you worked for IGN. You'd work with fat, over-confident, loud American teenagers in an office that STINKS of sweat and last night's dried-up spunk, and you'd only talk about the relative merits of Xbox 360 and PlayStation3 all day, perhaps pausing to sit in silence and play World of Warcraft while eating potato chips for an hour at lunch time. Then, one day, you get sent out to take photos of THESE!




It's like if UbiSoft had a bigger budget for hiring Frag Dolls. Aleks Krotoski isn't going to like this, it's set back the cause of "women in games" by at least a decade. Well done, sexist MMORPG boffins!


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