When we expand UKR and get an office we'll DEFINITELY only employ hot women and make them wear hot pants, like it's still the 1960s when you were allowed to do stuff like that and they had no choice but to let you pinch their bottoms else you could sack them.
It's political correctness gone right.
SEGA'S ACTUAL PRESS RELEASE ABOUT EMPLOYING A WOMAN:
Show Me Your Ball Skills!
Sega Amusements Europe’s expanding promotions team has landed a beauty with a potential Miss U.K. now on the team! Ruby Jones who is assisting the company promoting WCCF is a Brighton finalist in the contest.
Sega’s promo team now covers the UK, Spain and Germany with around 30 members to hand, emphasising the dedication and importance the company gives to supporting its products in the market place.
Since the appointment of Mark Beauchamp as Promotions Executive in February, Sega has built up the team to support WCCF from point of installation training staff through to running tournaments and doing tutorial sessions for players.
Mark commented “Naturally her talents are drawing the crowds and helping WCCF players enjoy the game! Her football knowledge is superb, and whilst many players just need an intro into the game, others like the detail that she can give about the games finer intricacies”.
The company confirms that WCCF is going from strength to strength with installations occurring weekly across Europe still and a growing fan base using the official forum at www.segawccf.com and the unofficial one www.wccf-forum.co.uk
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
|
MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. A DULL REMINDER ABOUT THOSE UKR T-SHIRTS WE MADE EXTREMELY BAD NEWS ABOUT LUMINES II THIS IS WHERE THE PARTY IS HAPPENING! 'THE SONIC FRUIT MACHINE IS RIGHT AT THE BACK' IT'S LIKE THEY'RE ACTUALLY ASKING FOR IT PETER MOORE'S XBOX 360 PR DISASTER GETTING TO THE HEART OF THE RACISM DEBATE
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
|
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
I'm guessing they found her in that sega park thingy. But she must have been lost..
Drugged and peddled to the masses via press release.
(geez Sega, are you really allowed to have press release titles like that?)
Probably the finalist at Miss Brighton Bingo 2006.