***BLACK BOX FLIGHT RECORDER AUDIO TRANSCRIPT, TAKEN FROM WRECKAGE OF
TRANSPORT FLIGHT 9901, JANUARY 12, 2742***

ENSIGN TEELA: Here's your tea, Commander.

CAPTAIN JAX: Thanks, just put it...

COMPUTER: BING! TURBULENCE AHEAD

COMMANDER ZORG: Oh no!

ENSIGN TEELA: Oh no!

CAPTAIN JAX: Cup breach! Cup breach!

CAPTAIN JAX: Tea containment error! I repeat, TEA CONTAINMENT ERROR ON THE BRIDGE!

COMPUTER: TEA SPILLAGE DETECTED! WHOOP WHOOP!

COMMANDER ZORG: It's gone on the... the... (EXPLETIVES)

CAPTAIN JAX: Jesus, I can't... (MUFFLED SOUNDS)

COMMANDER ZORG: Need... a... cloth.

CAPTAIN JAX: NO. It's gone on the... (EXPLETIVES)

COMMANDER ZORG: That's my coat. Not my coat.

COMPUTER: SAFETY BULKHEAD LOWERING! WHOOP WHOOP! SAFETY BULKHEAD LOWERING!

CAPTAIN JAX: (EXPLETIVE) The bulkhead doors!

(30 SECOND BREAK IN RECORDING)

CAPTAIN JAX: ...DIE A VIRGIN (MUFFLED SCREAMS)


***END OF RECORDING***