Captain Jax: Would you like some Christmas cake?
Ensign Teela: Cake is for life, not just for Christmas!
Captain Jax: Ha ha!
Ensign Teela: Ha ha!
Captain Jax: *sigh*
Ensign Teela: We're best friends, aren't we?
Captain Jax: Yes!


Lindsay Lohan, from her 'big tits' period


Captain Jax: Um, would you like to...
Ensign Teela: I meant platonic friends.
Captain Jax: Oh. Yes.
Ensign Teela: Like brother and sister.
Captain Jax: Right.
Ensign Teela: No sex, or even kissing.

 

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