And, unsurprisingly, he would prefer it if we didn’t use his name or email address or even hinted at what part of the country he lives in. And his words were typed into his email software by an actor, so don’t go trying to work out who he is by his typing style. We’ve been caught out like that on more than one occasion.

We’ve also photoshopped the original image, in which the man was revealing his substantially proportioned penis through a hole in the suit.

“Erm, have a look at this, from a popular site where ‘kinky’ homosexualists meet other ‘kinky’ homosexualists. This gentleman appears to be into ‘full rubber coverage’, and Sonic The Hedgehog. In my opinion this is normal compared to the man who gets off on scooter engines ticking over but not starting. Each to their own, eh! Please don’t print my email or name” – Mr Non-rubber Lover.

Our new favourite hobby is spotting these “coming of age” auctions on eBay. Or the “moving out of mum and dad’s house” auctions, where long-beloved possessions and memories are brutally binned in favour of being able to fit everything you own into the boot of an estate car for an easy escape to a NEW LIFE.

Issue 37 is “especially rare” apparently, although we remember it hanging around newsagents for a good six months. It was hard to even look at a magazine stand again after it had gone.

They only come in “extra small” so if you’re weak and shriveled get in there.

Sent in by a man called “Charlie Tollemache”. And yes, we did these before, but back when they were seven quid. And no man we know would ever spend seven quid on ONE pair of pants – we’d expect to get a pack of 10 for that.

This doesn’t make any sense. Usually people attempt to bury imagery like this, not purposefully submit it to web sites in order to have MORE people look at it than would’ve looked at it naturally.

We’d imagine his wife made it, and he needs to make up for getting caught with a folder full of photos of [INSERT NAME OF RELEVANT REGIONAL CELEBRITY] on his computer.

Or perhaps he “gets off” on having eight people leaving mildly offensive comments.

“Note: I was tempted to shave for this outfit for authenticity, but most people seemed to be in agreement that no one has played Seaman in so long he may well have grown a beard by now. Note 2: Intentionally making a grumpy Seaman face. I was actually quite happy to be wearing it” – Joseph.