Anja Rubik will yoga you until completion.

She is available for outcalls to your home from November of 2009, for an RRP yet to be confirmed. If it’s less than £40, that’s a very good price for getting 100%-ed by an international model.

Anja is an international model who just so happens to be into yoga. The game’s web site has some low-resolution photos of her in more challenging poses.

We would like to see her demonstrate the “Razzle pile up” with several of her friends.

We are allowed to say all this because it’s for a game.

When we’re caught with a high-resolution photograph of a woman in athletic clothing on the computer, we can honestly get away with saying it’s for work.

That’s Julie Seymour. We’re not suggesting she’s remarkable enough to try and track down via various social networking sites, but knowing their names does make it all seem a bit more realistic. Julie’s game is called “NewU Fitness First Personal Trainer”. We wish we “knew her” in the biblical sense.

“Nell McAndrew’s Body Fitness” is several magnitudes more disappointing. And it depends what you classify as exercise, Nell.