Entries in the ‘RUBBISH YOUTUBE-BASED UPDATES’ Category:

HAPPY MONDAY EVERYONE!

Found this. Thought it was an unfunny pretend game. Turns out it’s real, which is even less funny:

Shall we say midnight, Thursday 24th, my house for the mass suicide?

Comments (17)

AT LEAST CREAM’S IN IT

Although nothing sexual happens or is even hinted at in the subtext.

“Good old Pakistan, keeping the dream alive!” – Zed Minor X.

Comments (19)

SONIC 2 3D

A man that calls himself Eyspire and has plenty of time on his hands did this:

That’s it. Feel free to commend/mock his talent in the comments section

Comments (2)

YOU DEMANDED IT, IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT:

I’m sorry. So very sorry…….

There’s one positive to take from all this. At least Sega went tits up ┬ábefore they ever stooped this low.

Here’s the Cyber Razor Cut advert to restore balance to the world:

Take that Nintendo. Although, to be fair, Nintendo did hire Rik Mayall in the SNES days when all Sega could afford was Spudgun from Bottom.

Comments (8)

NAKED AND PAINTED BLUE

This is a rubbish YouTube video based update, but we’re going to DEFY CONVENTION by uploading a representative still image rather than embedding the video.

Here’s the representative still image. It’s a corker.

sonic rings video

“Please watch this Youtube video and put it on your site in case you deem it news-worthy. It hovers between the ‘works ironically’ and ‘works if you accept irony as matter-of-fact’ meta level, so it should be perfect for your website” – Chris.

Comments (10)

DARXIIDE – SPINDASH (MUSIC VIDEO)

Got this. Didn’t ask for it or knowingly register an interest.

“Recently I was among the lucky BCC recipients of an email from ‘Darxiide nWarriorz / Northwest Hip Hop’ himself! The original subject says it is “(VIRAL)” so it is only my duty to forward it to all my contact list. It’s refreshing to think that after all those years people are still trying hard to lower the Sonic experience” – OC.

Comments (7)

MEGA CD IN-STORE PROMOTIONAL VIDEO

This incredibly dated promotional video illustrates exactly how SEGA managed to spunk away all its Mega Drive momentum in the space of a few short months.

Courtesy of “GigerPunk” who says he found it while casually browsing the YouTube Time Machine. Which, in his mind, is a better thing to admit to doing than saying he was looking for Mega CD adverts. Funny how some people’s minds work.

Comments (10)

BY PUBLIC DEMAND: MUSHROOM HILL ZONE IN WIDESCREEN 3D

The rise of social media means there are now even more ways for people to send in the same thing. Like this video, which has been tweeted, poked, and emailed to us, and someone even wound down their car window and suggested we do something on it.

Tomorrow the letters will start arriving. So here it is.

Thanks to everyone. We nearly gave up just then. These people seem to be on the case when it comes to working out who actually made it and why and how.

Comments (2)

1990 WAS ONE MILLION YEARS AGO

“Today on Computers Today…”

A 43-year-old man playing Castle of Illusion and getting excited about the edge balance animation.

Another “GigerPunk” submission. He didn’t write any accompanying text, because he’s a bit busy ironing our underpants and putting the dinner on.

Comments (23)

“AND THAT. AND THAT. AND THAT. AND THAT. AND THAT…”

This will make everything seem marginally less bad. We suspect it was already broken.

“Here is a good video of my friend smashing a PS2. You would never find it unless we told you it was here” – Andy.

Comments (3)