HAPPY MONDAY EVERYONE!

Posted on March 21, 2011 by ZorgRebuilds

Found this. Thought it was an unfunny pretend game. Turns out it’s real, which is even less funny:

Shall we say midnight, Thursday 24th, my house for the mass suicide?

17 thoughts on “HAPPY MONDAY EVERYONE!”

Sake on March 21, 2011 at 12:50 pm said:

Can I sodomise you first
Weatherbox on March 21, 2011 at 6:12 pm said:

Hmm. In a way, I think it’s a good thing that fans of country music dancing practice their hobby indoors with a Wii and not in public.

Hopefully they’ll all break their spines over a clothes horse whilst doing My Achey Breaky Heart and we can all move on.
Bulk Slash on March 21, 2011 at 7:32 pm said:

Will the sodomy be on a voluntary or surprise basis?
floppylobster on March 21, 2011 at 10:14 pm said:

Can I sodomise you afterward?
Bloodsin on March 22, 2011 at 12:28 am said:

Speaking of Sodomy, Yakuza 4 is out and you get to play as 4 different Men, oh I could crush a grape.
Trilby on March 22, 2011 at 12:42 am said:

Sodomy sounds tiring, can we all just stay at home and have separate wanks instead? More than willing to kill myself afterwards, obviously.
Captain Whoops on March 22, 2011 at 9:42 am said:

Will now not be continuing the quest to try and sodomise Krotoski since she employs such language as “Teh Kitteh” on Twitter…doesn’t matter if it’s ironic or not.

No buggery for you
GigerPunk on March 22, 2011 at 10:10 am said:

I shall follow her cat but not her. Make of that what you will.
Mattbot on March 22, 2011 at 6:00 pm said:

Filed in ACTUAL GAMES.
ACTUAL. GAMES.

No.
changmr on March 23, 2011 at 5:00 am said:

I read that Agave Syrup is better than sugar, so I bought some and have given up white sugar in my coffee. I’m also cutting out butter.
Complex Cleanse
Captain Whoops on March 23, 2011 at 9:12 am said:

Cutting out butter? Are completely fucking mental? “Butter” and the “cutting out” of should never appear in the same sentence.

You can shove that Agave Syrup up your arse, which would probably feel quote nice.

Happy Wednesday everyone!
DwarfyP on March 24, 2011 at 1:40 pm said:

Glad I saw th SEGA of America auction first http://shop.ebay.com/segaamerica/m.html otherwise I wouldn’t have been able to wait for the mass suicide pact.
Weatherbox on March 24, 2011 at 4:39 pm said:

People are bidding 400 dollars for a Dreamcast hoodie? Have they lost their fucking minds?

Utterly tragic.
professor dumb on March 24, 2011 at 9:57 pm said:

I think a “complex cleanse” actualy does involve shoving agave syrup up one’s arse. It was quite popular with the Victorians after a hard day’s figging.
Bloodsin on March 24, 2011 at 11:18 pm said:

Signed art by Yu Suzuki, oh do be original, how about a vial of sperm instead. I hope for the bidders sake that, that Bayonetta costume hasn’t been washed.
kayecb on March 25, 2011 at 5:04 am said:

I read that Agave Syrup is better than sugar, so I bought some and have given up white sugar in my coffee. I’m also cutting out butter.
Press Dough Cookie Maker
GigerPunk on March 25, 2011 at 10:13 am said:

Giving up butter in your coffee?
Can’t believe it’s taken them saying it twice for me to spot the madness in that statement.

17 thoughts on “HAPPY MONDAY EVERYONE!”

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