THE SEGA TOYS… HEALING LOG
Proof that we won’t automatically buy anything with the SEGA Toys logo on. The SEGA Toys Healing Log. Or, the SEGA Toys Realistic Lady’s Poo (XXL).
“Subtly enhance any room when relaxing ambient sounds begin, and the source is the Iyashi-log. Shaped as a piece of Japanese-style charcoal (a traditional sign of cleanliness), the Iyashi Healing Log blends perfectly into any room and adds beauty not only as a sound source, but in style as well.”
“What SEGA’s making instead of Dreamcast 2. A ‘Healing Log’. What the… :(” – Matt.
filed in Uncategorized on Aug.29, 2008
August 29th, 2008 on 2:04 pm
Riiiight…and where’s that inserted, exactly?
womby = I dunno, something about disabled wombles or summat?
August 29th, 2008 on 5:12 pm
This should have been put into that ‘Things that Sega are making instead of Dreamcast 2’ category I created a few weeks ago but never really followed up on.
August 29th, 2008 on 8:10 pm
I groaned when I saw that, thinking it was something else. Sega always manages to trick me.
August 29th, 2008 on 8:39 pm
Yeah, but a third party made a dildo add-on for Rez. Not sure if it was Dreamcast or PS2.
Really.
August 30th, 2008 on 1:27 am
It’s obviously a knobbly dildo (all the fun of shoving a branch up your vag without those messy splinters!) and little Ping Pong there is fast asleep having rogered herself to a squeaky Azn Orgzm with it.
August 30th, 2008 on 12:40 pm
this is just another one of Japanese ladies fantasies…having sex with a black man.
August 31st, 2008 on 11:27 pm
You could put it in a swimming pool and…
:(
September 1st, 2008 on 1:54 pm
The log lady from Twin Peaks would buy this; can’t think of anyone else.
September 4th, 2008 on 5:37 pm
Would. Buy one, that is.