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2008 RETROSPECTIVE: SEPTEMBER

The autumn months were upon us before we knew it.

  • September
  • Later today – October!

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    2008 RETROSPECTIVE: AUGUST

    Summer continued with August.

  • August
  • Tomorrow – September!

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    2008 RETROSPECTIVE: JULY

    Summer was in full swing with the arrival of July.

  • July
  • Later today – August!

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    2008 RETROSPECTIVE: JUNE

    As soon as May ended it was quick as a flash into June.

  • June
  • Tomorrow – July!

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    2008 RETROSPECTIVE: MAY

    May was packed with events.

  • May
  • Later today – June!

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    MEN IN SUITS AGREE THAT PS3 SUCKS

    This year’s heart-warming Christmas story is an enjoyable doom-laden fact-filled piece from the Wall Street Journal, all about how PS3 is (a) shite and (b) doing really badly.

    Merry Christmas, Mr Stringer, sir!

    SELECTED WORDS FROM THE REPORT:

  • “…aren’t promising”
  • “…fell”
  • “…flat or lower”
  • “…may not reach its goal”
  • “…sales decline”
  • “…heavy blow”
  • “…two years of losses”
  • “…poor sales”
  • “…backfiring”
  • “…PS3 an afterthought to game publishers”
  • “…it’s possible to buy a Blu-ray player and an Xbox 360 for less than a PS3”
  • “…still losing money on every PS3 it sells”
  • “…lack of attractive titles”
  • '...and molest female avatars that are probably men'

    Wishing everyone at Sony an equally blunder-filled and hilariously poor 2009. Love, your friends at UKR.

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    2008 RETROSPECTIVE: APRIL

    The second quarter of 2008 started with April.

  • April
  • Tomorrow – May!

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    2008 RETROSPECTIVE: MARCH

    The first quarter of 2008 ended with March.

  • March
  • Later today – April.

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    2008 RETROSPECTIVE: FEBRUARY

    Hot on the heels of January came February.

  • February
  • Next week – March!

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    2008 RETROSPECTIVE: JANUARY

    The year started with January.

  • January
  • Later today – February!

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