It’s called “Faster Than Speed”. Let’s gloss over how stupid that name is.

THE OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE

Don’t Be Furious – Be Faster Than Speed with Sega

Enter the exciting street-racing world of FASTER THAN SPEED where the winner rules and the loser walks! The current hot twin driver by Sammy, and now available from Sega Amusements Europe, is in a new styled cabinet launched at the ATEI. Its great value price tag coupled with the excellent recorded performance results will allow operators a great return on investment.

Hit the street with the most addictive driving experience of your life! Pick from 8 customized rides. FASTER THAN SPEED will take your players into the exotic, dim-lit, back streets of over 12 cityscape tracks challenging the quickest, the fastest, the ‘badest’, and pushing the most fearless racer to conquer the asphalt! To take down your challenger, you need to burn the street with a variety of high-speed tricks.

This street styled racing game is fully linkable and allows drivers the choice of paint colours and features so he can “pimp his ride”, the more races you win the more features that become available to you. FASTER THAN SPEED also features bonus games and hidden cars as well as allowing experienced drivers to do trick manoeuvres.

THE POINT IS…
We’ve made some “jokes” about how EA’s Cricket 2005 might look, considering that EA is making games mainly for pikey youths who want to work at Jamster when they leave school so they get all the free ring tones they could ever want.

Here’s the first. More cricket “hilarity” all week. Friday’s is the best.

EA has captured the essence of the sport and enhanced it by including several exciting new “special moves”.