Site updates cause mass panic
The games industry was left reeling today after the Thought-To-Be-Dead videogames website UK:Resistance was updated 5 times in one week. A shocked insider told us, “We thought Jon and Gary had given up but they’ve come back with all this, what’s going on?” High ranking executives at Sony hastily called a board meeting to discuss the implications of the updates – allegedly believeing it signalled the imminent resurrection of the mighty Sega. A furious Sony boss is said to have ordered the PS3 be doubled in power to counter what was certain to be a secret Dreamcast successor in development.
filed in Uncategorized on Mar.26, 2004
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