They did it in Dead or Alive on the Saturn. They did it again in Dead or Alive 2 on Dreamcast. And Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball marked the pinnacle of breast development in video games — until now! Meet Rachel, spritual guru and confidant of Ryu in Tecmo’s astonishing Ninja Gaiden. She has by far the largest and most splendidly self-supporting breasts yet programmed by develpment man. These are not movie clips, they are real-time Xbox-powered jubblies. N-joi.

Yes, that is quite difficult to believe.

Come back tomorrow to see more of Rachel — soaked in mutant slime!