GAME STARS LIVE — COCKS OF THE WORLD DESCEND
Two of the most depressing, soulless and miserable things in the world are combining at Gamestars Live — the despairingly popular trend of “retro gaming” and the abysmal “lifestyle branding” of the JoystickJunkies — represented in unison at the JoystickJunkies Retro Lounge.
If ever we were to lose control in a public place and start talking to people in real life like we do on the internet (saying “he’s a fucking cunt” and “you’re a TWAT with gay hair” instead of “sorry” and “would you like a cup of tea?”) this’d be where it’d happen.
Mind you, we’ll still drink their free beer (because this means we win, as it incurs them expense without gaining any positive coverage in return for the trendier-than-thou rapers of gaming history).
filed in Uncategorized on Aug.31, 2004
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