We’ve been dreaming of a time when, to play FIFA, is not to be painful, to be loading up the game not feeling sha-a-ameful – that time is now! Morrissey’s recent single ‘Irish Blood, English Heart’ is on the FIFA 2005 soundtrack, a fact we were told two months ago but dismissed immediately as a joke.


Also impossible to comprehend is the inclusion of New Order’s ‘Blue Monday’, a song so legendary in status that pinning it onto a FIFA game is tantamount to the VIOLENT ANAL RAPE of our childhood memories by some sort of tentacle beast from DIMENSION X.

Click here for the full FIFA 2005 soundtrack listing of shame. Has YOUR favourite artist’s integrity just gone up in smoke?