“I’m not a marketing manager, I’m a TV presenter”

Look. It’s Dom in a peculiar outfit presenting a show about games. Despite the slimming effect of the fat-man-goatee, eagle-eyed viewers will note Dom’s increased bulk signals this is taken from his new show When Games Attack, starting on Bravo this November.

At least he still has his dignity (unlike Andy Crane, last seen looking “gaunt and unwell” on a satellite shopping channel 18 months ago.