***blah blah blah blah write some filler copy about how we played the Dreamcast version of DoA at the weekend and it was almost as good only FOUR YEARS OLDER and the DC was ROBBED and should still be on sale and by now we’d have been promoted to editor of Computec Media’s Dreamcast World magazine and on at least £34,000 with an additional £500 to spend on the company credit card each month if things had turned out like they were SUPPOSED TO blah blah blah***

Tomorrow: A screenshot of Kasumi’s Xbox knickers!