Hot on the heels of the EA Spouse story comes this 100% genuine report from a disgruntled Sega Europe employee.

Speaking to UKR, the Sega worker complained that “one of the lifts is broken, and we’re on the fifth floor” — a damning indictment of Sega Europe’s facilities management systems and a massive indignity for the hard-working staff. Legal challenges must surely be imminent.

Sega’s UK headquarters — currently undergoing severe lift problems. Stay here for more internal Sega news as it breaks.