These are the names of everyone involved in the making of the game 50 Cent: Bulletproof, as taken from the game’s manual.

There must be a Brandon Vasquez!
Hans Wang! Americans have stupid names!

The ones crossed off in red we’ve already killed. The European ones are easy, but we need help from American readers to finish off the US developers. If you manage to kill one let us know who and we’ll update the list!

Nine times, preferably in the BRAIN STEM

According to the manual, the best way to kill someone is with a “spectacular headshot” so do it that way. You won’t go to jail, you can just say the people who made the game said to do it. They are literally asking for it.

POSTED BY: Jack_Thompson November 29