Get them drunk.

That was an easy update, courtesy of the “lifestyle” gaming brand we love to really really really hate Joystick Junkies. Please don’t download all their PR images and post abusive Photoshop jobs on our forum. That’d be a terrible occurrence!

Especially if you made this one say something rude, or made it look like something was going into her mouth:

We hope they have copyright clearance to use all this valuable videogame intellectual property.