Forget the Xbox 360 launch, ignore PlayStation3, leave Nintendo DS the hell alone — it was all about feeling girls at E3 2005. And this is the most astonishing 2005 E3 “booth babe” feature of all, one posted by a bloke in a wheelchair who uses his pretend disability to GROPE WOMEN, take sick UPSKIRT PHOTOS and do the sort of things that normally get you escorted out of places.

Being disabled ROCKS, you get to grope women AND are always sitting down!

This reminds us of a really long-winded thing we wrote but never used about how it must be great to go through life with only one arm or leg. Because if you only have one arm or leg there’s no expectation to achieve anything or do anything with your life, so if, say, you manage to get a job at McDonalds while only having one leg, everyone thinks you’re some kind of *hero*. Easy life!

A FEW MORE E3 ‘BOOTH BABE’ FEATURES, THIS TIME NOT FEATURING DISABILITY SO YOU CAN ACTUALLY GET TURNED ON:

JEUX FRANCE
“Les booth babes de l’E3 2005”

THE TECH ZONE
“E3 booth babes”

GAME GAL (WARNING: SOME MEN)
“E3 2005 Hall of Shame”

1UP
“Booth babe Gallery”

IGN
“Babes of E3 2005: More Assorted Hotness”

IGN
“Babes of True Crime”

IGN
“Babes of Nyko”

Found any more? Email them in. And be thankful E3 isn’t held in Germany.