Our last post on Xbox 360 Gotham 3 wasn’t meant to be cynical or anything, it was us doing a *GENUINELY ENTHUSIASTIC SMILEY FACE* about how great Gotham 3 is looking. We *liked* the tarmac! We want to drive around on our own for AT LEAST AN HOUR, just looking at the tarmac! Seriously! Why don’t people ever believe us when we’re being genuinely enthusiastic? *PROBABLY ONLY GOT OURSELVES TO BLAME FOR THAT SMILEY FACE*

THIS IS WHAT WE’LL DO:
We’ll drive into a corner really fast, skid, then drive another lap to see if the tyre marks we’ve just put down are still there. That’s always a great test and quite a fun way to spend an evening once you’ve got all your wanking out of the way.

Anyway… the Gotham 3 Development Blog thing has been updated, now showing the SHEER AWESOMENESS of the WHEELS:

You'll be seeing a lot of these -- FROM BEHIND, LOSERS!

We played Gotham 2 for five hours a night over, like, four months or something crazy like that, and are REALLY REALLY LOOKING FORWARD to Gotham 3. We are being genuinely enthusiastic for once. We apologise for any confusion or discomfort this may cause.

*GENUINELY ENTHUSIASTIC YET SIMULTANEOUSLY SAD THAT NO ONE BELIEVES US SMILEY FACE*

GO HERE AND BE NICE:
Bizarre Online’s latest post about how GENUINELY AWESOME the wheels of the Gotham 3 cars are going to be can be found here: BizarreOnline.net – Pumpkins are fun…