This gay.

Come, my evil minions! Let's have a pillow fight.

Sephiroth is meant to be thirty two. THIRTY TWO. Now he looks and sounds like a fourteen year old girl.

That's half OUR readership alienated, then.

Look, Ariss actually has tits now. The original playstation didn’t have enough pixels to show all the rasters on the old Arris, which is why she died.


Holy shit. HOLY SHIT. That looks like the heading picture for a sixteen year old’s webpage of Cloud and Tifa wedding fanfiction. You can just imagine it surrounded by animated GIFs and a background colour that makes the content mercifully illegible.

Having said that, it does look great from the trailers. Having said that, so did Thunderbirds.