It’s GoldenEye: Rogue Agent for DS!! And look! You can shoot men in a dock area full of crates!!! How AWESOME is that?!?!! Nintendo DS is opening up numerous brave new worlds of gaming experiences!!!! It’s not just a console for shite versions of major franchises at all!

(If we were Shigeru Miyamoto or that Iwata bloke from Nintendo everyone interviews all the time, we’d be too ashamed to leave the house by now).

COMING SOON: Mario’s Terrorist Hunt, Mario’s Squad-based War, and Mario’s Stealth Adventure. Honestly, Nintendo’s useless DS makes us want to CUT THE FINGERS OFF everyone who works in the games industry with a Stanley knife.