PIRACY IS NOT A VICTIMLESS CRIME
Although, compared to, say, attempted murder or dealing heroin, it is really. Here’s another thing we’ve just stolen out of today’s Sun newspaper, an advert for anti-piracy web site www.piracyisacrime.com which — as you’ll see below — has gone slightly mad in its attempt to say that piracy is the ROOT OF ALL EVIL.
![Getting a copy of Episode III for £2 is a lot less worse than, say, cutting off a prostitute's tits](/pics3/piracy_is_a_crime.jpg)
We don’t buy pirate DVDs at work, we buy soup that costs one pound from Bene Bene across the road and occasionally a sandwich that’s 2.75 from Pret a Manger. If the afternoon’s really dragging we might go out to get a Double Decker or a Twix. These are all victimless transactions.
AND THIS IS EVEN WORSE
Here’s a picture of Jonathan Ross on a bike thing, telling us the quite ludicrous fact that “People traffickers force immigrants to sell pirate DVDs on the streets”. There are loads more stupid pictures like this here.
![This has got the fingerprints of ELSPA's Roger Bennett all over it](/pics3/piracylies.jpg)
This photo opportunity is not a victimless crime. The victim here is poor JONATHAN ROSS.
filed in Uncategorized on Jun.03, 2005
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