As the idiotic speculation/fabrication/LIES about Nintendo’s Revolution controller reach new depths of utter stupidity and headline-grabbing desperation, a keen-eyed reader spotted what COULD be the Nintendo Revolution Controller at a top secret test location in Bournemouth:

We've lost respect for so much of the internet over this debacle

The joke’s actually on THE ENTIRE INTERNET, because we don’t give a cripple’s toss about Nintendo any more!