You’re a Star Wars fan. You’ve watched the new trilogy. You will NEVER be able to look at the ice-cool cyborg samurai who vapourises planets again without thinking of Hayden Christensen’s curmudgeonly doughplate grunting out the words “I slaughdered them like animaaals!” Short of Darth Vader shilling mobile phones, could things get any worse?

Oh, wait.

There's another picture (an ACTUAL ADVERTISMENT) of two teenage girls showing Vader pictures they've taken on their mobile phones, but even we don't hate Star Wars fans that much.
Warning: Dwelling on things like this for too long can make the back of your eyes itch, so be sure to keep a rusty wire hanger around in case you need a REALLY GOOD SCRATCH. We did, and now pictures like this can’t hurt us again. Ever.