EMPLOYEE OF THE WEEK WEEK II: KATIE HOLMES AND A JOKE ABOUT IF YOU WANT A SWEET OR NOT
The only thing lovelier than Katie Holmes is Katie Holmes waking you up in the morning with a 16-inch deep pan Super Supreme Meat Feast she’s just ordered for breakfast as a “thank you” for letting her wee on you. Not that we’re into that kind of thing — we prefer stuffed-crust Hawaiians*.
*Not a euphemism for rent boys.
filed in Uncategorized on Jul.06, 2005
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