People exactly like us (only with better graphics cards and art skills) have been modding The Sims 2 to feature weird sex stuff.

This Sims 2 mod is called “Gaping Hole” — it makes your female Sim look like she’s been sliced open. Look at her. You can tell she deserved it too, the whiny-faced bitch!

Here at UKR we do not condone the cutting open of innocent women. Only the guilty ones. The ones guilty of spurning our advances. Or getting in the way of the TV. Or wearing short skirts and therefore asking for it.

THERE ARE RUDER ONES THAN THIS! ONES WITH PENISES!
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