WORK UNDERWAY ON NICEBLOKE v1.0
Below you see a screenshot of our last, best hope for saving the world in action. Thus far we have trained it to do the following things:
1) If Nicebloke detects a large number of male pronouns in a sentence it will recognise a moan, and randomly generate sympathy.
2) If Nicebloke recognises a phrase commonly associated with leaving, it will make a play for attention.
3) Any request for confirmation of something will prompt the response “OF COURSE NOT.”
4) If Nicebloke is unable to recognise the syntax of a sentence, it will employ a diversionary tactic.
We haven’t taught it to punctuate properly yet, so all the stock phrases are in captials. Bear with us though,we’ll soon have it unleashed on Yahoo! Bridge.
filed in Uncategorized on Jul.07, 2005
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