We’ve never seen a game character so perfectly posed for the insertion of a Photoshop penis as Lara Croft here, from Tomb Raider: Legend.

Is this an attempt at viral marketing? Do they WANT every internet forum to be full of fake Lara Croft blow-job porn to hype next-gen Lara’s all-formats Q1 2006 release?

We would make one ourselves, but there’s a big difference between getting caught with Blogger open on your work PC (verbal warning) and photos of men’s cocks (massive personal shame).