“We’ll be pretty much just playing Halo 2 and Pro Evo all day” said clan founder Damien Dvorjees, aka AMBASSADOR_KOSH on Xbox Live, aka COMMANDER SINCLAIR on Starcraft, aka ZATHRUS on World of Warcraft and aka LONDO MOLARI on Guild Wars.

“This joke has probably already been done by The Onion, but we can’t be bothered to check” said clan second-in-command Michael Zorg, on the clan’s official blog.