This week is dedicated to the things that are left to do only when you get SO bored that you look at them and say to yourself “Well… it’s either this or fuck the dog.”

DAY 1 – MS PAINT YOUR OWN VIRTUA TENNIS PORN

Look, you can see her pubes and everything. And there she is giving Warwick Davies a hand job (or Verne Troyer, whichever one’s shilling Gizmondo this week).

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