Rinko apparently really likes the number 23. You should mention it to her as many times as possible to her if you meet her, it will make her like you more.

COSPLAYING AS SNOW WHITE

……..they’ve sort of lost us with this one, we’ll admit.

HOVERING HOVERING MULTIPLICITOUSLY ABOVE ARCADES

We’re not sure what most of that says because it’s written in ridiculous cutesy Japanese, but we’re told the one in the middle says “EEEEEEEVERYONE BECOOOOOOME HAPPYYYYYYY!”

SHILLING GAMES AND MOBILE PHONES (DUH)

It’s well known that no matter how much you pay a Japanese girl, they just CANNOT smile convincingly about anything. Singing, comics, lesbian porn, they ALWAYS look at the very least just a little bit like they’re scanning for the quickest escape route and calculating how fast they can run in their Ulala platform shoes which they’re being paid to wear.

Pity poor Rinko though. Her job is to sell RETRO SEGA GAMES. This means that in this photo she is DEFINITELY being stared at by a horde of overweight, thirty-ish Sega fans. That’s GENUINE FEAR you can see in her eyes.

TOWERING FOUR FLOORS HIGH OVER DOGENZAKA HILL

Your mission for this week is to see if you can find us an MPG or something of the Princess Rinko TV commercial. We’ve only seen it once and we have no idea what it’s for, but it features ten or so children running round and round, playing air hockey and chanting “SEGA SEGA SEGA SEGA SEGA SEGA SEGA SEGA SEGA!” in a shrill, high pitched scream while Rinko looks on and says “Piiiiiiii! Puuuuuuun!” (which appears to be her catchphrase).