This ISN’T FAIR. When we used to tell girls we liked staying at home and playing Virtua Tennis on Dreamcast, they used to look slightly confused, then say they needed the toilet then disappear and never come back.

NOT ONCE did they ever lift one of their legs up, smile, grab the box and pull their shoulders back so we could see their tits better.

We were born five years too early :(

JONATHAN WEINBERG PROBABLY GOT AT LEAST A BLOW JOB, A FREE PSP AND A PRESS TRIP TO SOMEWHERE LIKE LOS ANGELES OUT OF ALL THIS:

The Sun’s shameful PSP whoring