And if you want to be as popular with the ladies as Virtua Tennis here, you might want to head over to The Sun’s Page 3 PSP page (although you might not, seeing as it costs ONE POUND to download some small pictures of tits).

The link is safe for work, unless you live in a really strict Islamic country where women are only allowed to live under burning tarpaulins.

Where were you SLAGS when Dreamcast was out, eh? We might have to incorporate this sexy scene into our Virtua Tennis fan fiction. We’ve currently written 886 HOT EROTIC words of it, including the final sex scene. There’s still time to email in if you’d like to be in it.