You could wonder if Joanna Dark’s fantastic finger nails get broken and dirty throughout the course of Perfect Dark Zero on Xbox 360!

We could then counter by saying you’re RUBBISH GIRLS who won’t get off the first level to find out! Hilarity will ensue!! Then both our bands of followers will start slagging each other off all over the internet, and we’ll win this particular war because our followers fight dirtier than the Japanese in WWII.